Emerald? But he’s going ruby red! “I’m really no gem, anonymous! I don’t really see anything appealing at all in my awkward fuming. You all have weird taste, no offense.” He grimaces, “You’re coming to me for advice on relaxation? That’s like going to Todomatsu for honesty, Karamatsu for subtlety, or Jyuushimatsu for sitting still! I guess listen to some music that makes your tension disappear, play some games that don’t make you frothy with rage, and read something light-hearted. Load your mind up with something iyashikei! That genre is probably the only reason why I haven’t had a heart attack yet.”
Hey, uh, hi. How are you doing? Uh … I’m pretty bad at this. Uh. So. I’ve never done this kind of thing before so … uh, if I mess up I’m sorry! So. Choromatsu. What do you do to give yourself down time, and peace and quiet, when things are always so hectic?
Oh, no, the poor thing. Choromatsu is fretting over you already. “It’s ok! How can you be bad at this if this is your first try? You’re doing fine, no need to worry, ok?“ He pauses to consider just what he does, anyway. "Usually, on the average day, we have time for talking to fans online and, well. Sleeping. On those days that we get of from practicing and endurance training, I tend to spend my time reading inside, but… sometimes, I get a bit braver and I disguise myself to go to bookstores and concerts! So far, no paparazzi, so I guess that means I’m doing well!”
Choro-rin! I could teach you how to swim! <3333
He lets out a pained whine, “Stop combining adorable nicknames with things that embarrass me! I really don’t need swimming lessons!”
choro, can you whip for us? There’s been an excessive amount of dabbing and i wanna watch you whip and nae nae
“Any amount of dabbing is excessive,” he mumbles before sitting up straight. “I honestly don’t know how to do it, and I’m not really all that eager to learn. I’m sorry, anonymous. Maybe wait for Osomatsu? All you’ll need to do is deal with Karamatsu for a day. It’ll be difficult, but so will Osomatsu. It’ll be good practice.”
Hey choro, i wrote you a haiku: Choro the greenbean; as sexy as he’s salty. Enjoying the stream?
@negi-nar “While I appreciate the effort and the haiku– I’ve been pegged with the ‘token traditional one’s part, so that’s really fitting– but I’m not salty!” (Said Choromatsu, immediately giving you twice your recommended daily salt intake.)
hey choro, what dat mouth do?
Photo stares into the camera, looking supremely displeased.
“Talk, mostly.”
Is the string bean ticklish anywhere~?
“For the sake of no one trying to test out their theories during our next in-the-flesh meet and greet, I’m going to say no, I’m not ticklish anywhere.” That’s a lie. That’s a big lie.
Choro do you know how to swim?
Choromatsu stays very quiet and very still.
He weighs his options, thinks deeply about his response…
and clicks to the next question.
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“I never really thought it was sexy, more quirky than attractive, and wait wait wait what are you even implying?!” He very much knows why you’re implying, look at his face
He’s legitimately speechless for a minute. He’s going to be red this whole livestream, isn’t he? “Oso’s taking up most of their attention when it comes to this. No shame, he neighbor’s daughter apparently laughs about his answers a lot. Maybe that neighbor kid they mentioned is an Oso oshi? I can’t comment on the rest of his ask, I just can’t!”
“Then tell everyone to ease up? I don’t even know why this is a topic of discussion!”
Nope, he’s probably need going to stop blushing ever again. “No, nonono, no, I’m fine, we’re ok, you don’t bonded to offer, you’ll be breaching the contract, and I’d honestly rather die than disrespect my favorites by proving by what they do is just too hard for my pathetic, wimpy loser heart, ok? I’m sorry, but I can’t do it! I won’t! The offer comes from a place of caring, I guess, but I just. I shouldn’t.”
Random thought. If you put out a solo album I would buy it hella fast ngl. You’re beyoooond fantastic, Choro. And while I’m here can I ask for a simple high-five? Even if I’m not there in person I’ll feel gratified just knowing I got one through a computer screen.
“You really would?” He laughs out if nervousness, “Well, um, I don’t even know if that’s in the cards for us right now, or ever, really, but that’s really nice to hear! There will definitely be subunit songs and more solos coming soon, so maybe that’ll help?” He holds up his hand. “I’ll touch the right side of my screen, so I think you touch your left? One, two, three!” There’s a tiny, gentle patting sound. “There we go.”
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