The comparisons only get easier with the pink in his cheeks and the tiny, tiny smile on his face. “You really think I’m that cute?” His head sinks down in bashfulness. “You’re really too sweet. Thank you.”
aw, choro-tan’s so strict on nicknames… can you at least give us a list of approved ones we can use without incurring your wrath??
He looks upset. No, concerned. “I didn’t mean to sound that snappish, I’m sorry. I guess for the best concert usage, something with three syllables would be best, and if you insist on the frog thing I could be getting a lot worse. Just… less Shrek? And remember the syllables! Chorofappyski, Fappymatsu, and Alexfapper Graham Bell are all too long!”
“I wanted to do this song earlier, I wanted it to be before the floodgates opened, but they opened instantly and now you’re all going to laugh because this song implies so many things, but. Augh, I promised that I would do some Michael Jackson today! I’m stuck! Here’s, um. Don’t tease me, please. Here’s Rock With You. Excuse his spangles and innuendos.”
“All of you– wait. No, maybe not all of you, but some of you are going a bit too far!”
((Nsfw under the cut))
“That nickname is getting tired! Let it rest! Preferably in peace!”
He frowns. “Not only are you asking possibly the worst possible person, but I also need to not show preferences sometimes. If ichimatsu talked about his favorite soda more, we wouldn’t have gotten this campaign.”
There’s a giggle at that drawn-out nyaaaaaah that persists until tingles are mentioned. “I know that you’re all an odd bunch, but why would you get that reaction when I say ‘why me?’” His eyes go wide as dinnerplates as he claps his hands over his mouth. “I am so sorry.”
Stop making the cherryboy look like a legit cherry. “I. I’m. Why would you eve–?! I think you may need better material!”
He goes blank for a moment. “I’m unsure of how to react. I appreciate the vote of confidence, but why are you thinking of that?”
And one more whine, “Again with the cute nicknames and embarrassing stuff! I don’t get you guys at all!”
Damn choro, you’re getting shrek’d. Poor dude. But alright here’s a question. What are some things you like about your fans? I know we can go a little overboard, but you do like us at least a tiny bit, right?
He looks genuinely concerned. “No, I do care about my fans. I adore your enthusiasm, and my heart kind of skips a beat or several when I see a group of you dressed in green cheering me on! You’re the best support I’ve ever had, and I’m really happy that my fans are the same kind of excited and nerdy as I am! I’m just… concerned with some of what you’re submitting! I guess the anonymous button helps you to feel less afraid, but does that really mean you have to send in such inappropriate stuff?” He weakly holds up a bottle. “Have a drink? Sweetie-flavored, for, um. For a fanbase full of thirst and sweeties.”
Choro, shrek memes will never be ogre with you, plus shrek is green so why not.
“I have no idea! I’m no more Shrek than I am spinach or seaweed! I’m not Shrek, I’m not Keroppi, I’m not Kermit the frog, and I’m not Slimer from Ghostbusters!” He’s been color-nicknamed a lot.
Choro you’re literally the saltiest one out of your brothers. How could you be so blind. And don’t try to say ichi is saltier than you, he’s an edgelord, there’s a difference. Check yourself before you shrek yourself NaCl-matsu.
“But Ich–” Tumblr user @negi-nar already covered Ichimatsu. “Damn it! I thought Shrek was a dead joke! And NaClmatsu?” Wait a minute. NaClmatsu is better than Fappymatsu. He fakes disdain and distress (he can’t fake it to save his life). “Oh, no, I’m embarrassed. What will I do with a nickname like that? Please, don’t call me that instead of any other nicknames for the rest of my life, thank you.”
(trying not to laugh) Ahh Choro the naughty anons just aren’t letting up on you are they? Have strength, luv. You got this! ;)
“Thank you so much. It hasn’t been easy, and there’s still over eight hours left. Then Karamatsu has to deal with the perverts!”
choro-rin!!!! if you were stuck on a deserted island with just one coworker (and the clothes on your back), who would you want with you and why?
“That’s… that’s actually a really interesting question! Usually it’s what we would bring, not who. I’m actually stuck between two of them!” He leans a bit toward the camera, looking miffed, “Neither are my brothers. I would die there for sure if it was any of them.” He brings up his phone, holding up a picture of himself and two of his friends, penlights in hand. “I would have to say that any combo of the three of us is bound to make it home safely and quickly! These two are some of the most reliable people I know, and I’m so happy to get to have them as coworkers now!”
((Psst
It’s the two dudes from hesokuri
They’re nerd friends))
whaddya think about kiwis, choro? they’re in your color!
“Just to avoid anything inappropriate that anyone may be thinking, I refuse to eat them whole. I chop them apart and rip the skin off. That being said, I actually really like kiwis. They’re another one of my favorites, even if I don’t get them as often as I’d like.”
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