“You really don’t need to panic, I’m sure that– hold on, this isn’t even a thing that’s happening! Why are you worrying over an event that probably won’t happen?! Even I got swept up in it for a while! What’s happening to me?!”
But Chororin…! Your first kiss should be special! Not that kissing a nice fan wouldn’t be special, but it’s not truly sincere! You need to at least share it with someone you really like, and I mean romantically, not just appreciation! It’s the very least you deserve đź’š
Choromatsu smiles weakly. “I appreciate the concern, anonymous, but… it’d be for a good cause, hypothetically speaking, and I’m not allowed to date anyone right now anyway. Waiting for something to come naturally would be all but impossible.” Now the bean is sad, oh, no.
Doesn’t SHE have a boyfriend last we heard? Aw Choro I hope you weren’t too hurt finding that out! Oh, but she did come cheer at you guys’ baseball game! That must’ve been exciting, huh string bean~? đź’š
((hey anon! I’m really truly sorry, I actually don’t think that I mentioned this before, but, um! this au, for the matsunos and a sprinkling of others, diverged from canon somewhere after episode 9b, actually!
There were differences that were there already too, what with totoko and nyaa not being underground idols already, iyami having a successful talk show, Hatabou dealing in music instead of information. The baseball thing didn’t happen (y E T??? I’m not even sure), and I don’t think Nyaa has met her IT sweetheart just yet! Don’t worry, she’ll be a happy lady in the future, and she has no shortage of potential suitors already. She’s taking her sweet, sweet time before she makes any big choices!))
There’s going to be an Alice in Wonderland themed Osomatsu-san Shop in Ikebukuro and Yokohama this fall. (via Animate’s Blog)
AN AUCTION TO MAKE OUT WITH CHORO. SIGN ME THE FUCK UP đź‘Śđź‘Ś. IM BIDDING 3 MILLION YEN RIGHT AWAY. Don’t worry, choro-rin, i’ll be gentle since it’ll be you first time.
He manages to shout that number before attempting to scramble backwards and tipping the chair over. There’s a shout of “My fans have that kind of money?!” shortly followed by “Why did I knock over the chair? Ow…”
Do the kissing booth thing. Who knows. You may get lucky. And by that, I mean … SHE might show up.
Choromatsu goes a bit wide eyed. “She as in. As in she, or, um.” He goes a bit quiet. “As in she. I really doubt any of the she’s I’m hoping for would want to spend any kind of money on me,” he tapers off into incredibly nervous giggles.
Choro-rin would you ever set up a kissing booth for charity? Considering how much your fambase wants to shove their tongue in your mouth i think we’d save lives!
Choromatsu pauses for a second to consider his options. “Maybe something more like a raffle for the chance? Or an auction? I mean! I do care about all of you, but if you’re all so eager to kiss me that deeply, I don’t know how I’ll make it through the day! It’d still go to charity, though! Maybe that’d be a good event to propose to Banderole? I can’t guarantee that it’ll go through, and I’m not sure if I’ll be able to handle it if it happens, but you can ask?“
Ahh choro, choro! I want to take you to a book store and buy you all the novels you want and then take you to a cute cafe to have an amazing meal before ending the night by tucking you into a plush bed and kissing you goodnight~! If I can’t do it, someone definitely should because you deserve it! Love you frog boyđź’šđź’šđź’š
Choromatsu sniffles, hands over his mouth. “Are you actually an angel?!” He leans back in his seat and stares into space. “Absolutely unbelievable, a fan who’s this sweet, mentions a bed, and doesn’t mention anything inappropriate? And bookstores! An entire day of fiction! I’m floored, how is this even possible?” His voice is shaking, he is not used to this kind of kindness. “Thank you.”
“Another song before I lose my nerve. Usually, this kind of stuff would go to Ichimatsu, but! I’m claiming it as mine for today. I would think the content of my asks would cause more of a stir than this, anyway!”
His delivery is a combination of worrying over technique and sheer enthusiasm, and it results in an adorably compelling performance that ended up on YouTube within hours.
((SO BASICALLY LISTEN TO THIS ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE IMPRESSION OF CHORO? I’M PRETTY MUCH SPEECHLESS WOW. Cw for razor blade imagery and one drop of blood?))
Would I be able to get permission to boop my frog prince’s nose?
“Well, um. If you mean booping your screen, who am I to stop you? I’m not in charge of your technological doodads.” He shrugs before settling into one spot. “I’ll stay still for a sec, if it helps?”
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