MV Monday, part one of two!

The song this week is an odd one, even among their typical releases. It comes with two separate music videos, an announcement, and a rhythm game tie-in.

[Please note that everything below is fictional, folks, I know Nothing of programming and wouldn’t be able to bring this to life. At all.]

The announcement shows the six seated in some rather dark princely duds, skulls and spikes on so many surfaces that it makes one wonder how they managed to sit comfortably. Stranger yet, Ichimatsu seems to be leading the charge.

“Looks like our fans are getting a twist this week.” He leans forward, smiling with pointed teeth as he rests his elbows on his knees. “We know how many of you play,” he pauses, as if to remember some unimportant detail, “Pop That Beat, DX Edition? You all know that there’s a competition for it next month.”

Jyuushimatsu thumps his staff against the floor. “We decree that we’re doing a collaboration with Pop That Beat just for the occasion! And it’s gonna be super tough, too!”

Totty grins, a spark of mischief in his eyes. “The song we’re contributing has an easy, medium, and hard version like the other songs in the game, just so everyone can try it out.”

“The music video will play in the backdrop, and you just might be able to play them all the way through!” Osomatsu says. “You’ll take down the six princes, and then you’ll qualify for the Master level.”

“Once you’ve entered that level, oh, dear viewers,” Karamatsu’s even managing to look wicked, “you’ll witness Hell firsthand. The flames will leap ever higher, and the sheer difficulty may swallow you whole.”

“We won’t just be princes of an earthly realm anymore. You’ll see six of the seven princes of Hell themselves, and you’ll need to defeat us all before you can compete.” Choromatsu grins.

“During the competition, there will be one final remix of our stage, in case the competition needs a tiebreaker. No mods, no autoplay, just you and whatever meager power is on your side.” Ichimatsu shouts, “If you think you have what it takes, we’d like to see you try to defeat us!”

There’s a puff of smoke, and six demons take their place, metal and leather and whirled horns. “Best of luck, mortals!”

((The sound sample for this is Momoiro Clover Z’s Kyoukai no Pendulum. The outfits used in the official MV are the new Dark Princes from Tabimatsu, and the demons from the game’s MV are from the Akuma Rider set in Hesokuri Wars. The Prince version MV is under the cut!))

The song takes a significantly darker, more dramatic turn than their usual pop sound; heavy guitars, organs, a distant choir, and a speedy, aggressive drumbeat take the place of their typical synths and brass.

The music video posted to their channel is already rather striking; the six princes all inhabit a separate place in the sprawling grounds of a pale gray stone castle. Every surface is being slowly overtaken by inky black vines, thorns jutting out like claws, roses in their colors blooming as they pass. While the boys ran the castle, people fleeing from the creeping vines, they seem almost happy with the development.

As the lyrics go on, they reveal that the princes were overtaken by a curse. Their formerly happy kingdom was so deeply despised for its prosperity, an evil force cast them into darkness, and their beacons of happiness and hope were turned cold and uncaring. They seem cognizant of this for a moment, mourning what their kingdom has become, but… with a jolt, their expressions return to grim satisfaction, the evildoer’s cruel spell overtaking them once more.

Osomatsu watches over the vines from the roof, slowly creeping toward the city outside. His hands grip the stone just a bit too hard, shaking from the force.

Karamatsu dances in the ballroom, watching the vines curl up toward the ceiling, swallowing the chandelier. He grows ragged, exhausted, but he doesn’t stop.

Choromatsu walks the rows in the castle library, fingers tracing the shelves, watching the thorns follow suit. He tries leading them away from some shelves, but simply stares as they’re consumed.

Jyuushimatsu sits in a garden maze, basking in the sunlight. He looks towards the sky as clouds overtake the sun, eyes glassy with unconscious fear.

Todomatsu sits at the head of a long table, watching a meal set for dozens slowly become a hellish flower arrangement. His glass is empty, and his plate is spotless.

Ichimatsu sits alone, head high as he remains in his throne. The vines crawl closer, eventually twining around him, keeping him firm in his seat. He does not move. He does not panic. This crawling evil doesn’t deserve to see him ask for mercy.

At the last minute, they break free, tearing the vines from their home, sleeves and gloves and crowns and capes going to tatters in the process. They fight back, alone and abandoned, and take their hope back for themselves.

The boys are bruised and battered, the castle in disarray, but they fall to their knees in exhaustion outside the massive dark oak doors, their deed done.

The sun shines once more.

((This is part one! The demon version will be coming out soon; someone in universe needs to beat the Master level and record it before we’ll get the chance to see. These things take time.))

kotbliny:

drawing porn of kids shows = bad shouldn’t be a controversial opinion lol

“it’s fine I aged them/him/her up”

1) no it just looks like you drew giant tits on a kid

2) if u have to add a disclaimer of “IT’S NOT KIDDIE PORN, HONEST!!” then uhhhhhhh…..looks Bad scoob

MV Monday!

((with a delay. It’s Tuesday Somewhere™))

This all begins in a place where these six have never been. They’ve travelled across the country, visited places around the world, caught glimpses of other realities, but they still haven’t been here until now.

The video opens, showing the six boys, winged and clad in white, sitting among the clouds. We’ve ventured into pop-funk Heaven, where the bass grooves are strong and the guitars are as sunny as the sky above! It’s entirely foreign for these six demons to pretend they’re heavenly, but they’re doing what they can.

((The song reference/general aesthetic and theme come from Momoiro Clover Z’s Mahorovacation! The outfits I have in mind are from the Hesokuri Wars Angel set.))

Jyuushimatsu (nicknamed Tenshimatsu for a reason) flits up to the camera, happily welcoming you to this secret Heaven on Earth! Feel free to look around, take a load off! As Choromatsu reminds you, this is cause for celebration. Welcome, we’ve been waiting!

Ichimatsu lets you know that, if you’re tired, feel free to chill. The trip here was awfully hard, after all. But, as Totty’s quick to add, there’s never a shortage of things to do, every stage ready to welcome you!

All that pains you will be eliminated, Karamatsu swears! Every heartache you’ve experienced will be traded out as quickly as possible for something happier here. Just follow your gut, Osomatsu says, and follow the light. Your bravery will get you where you need to be!

Choromatsu snatches the lead right from Osomatsu’s hands. It’s been ages since you got a break, and you’ve worked so hard for so long! What better time than now to let yourself relax?

Another steal, Karamatsu this time. Change into your holy duds and get ready for a show! This place is always dazzling, why not get you accustomed to that right away? (He may or may not be preening while he says that. Ok, he absolutely is.)

Osomatsu is taking his spotlight back! This place is exactly what you need, he swears. Let loose, newcomer! You’ve earned the right, so why not go just a little bit crazy. Just a little!

Wherever this new place takes you, they’re always there as backup. It’ll be nothing short of heavenly!

You’re pulled from this pearly gates styled lobby of sorts, and it’s… only kind of what these boys would call heaven. It’s bustling and lively, but with more pastels and less opportunities to gamble. But they’re committed actors, at least!

Choromatsu, amid a sudden burst of balloons and sparklers, promises that every day will be a surprise; Ichimatsu, his ears covered, offers a tired smile and informs you that this kind of thing is commonplace.

Did Karamatsu just say ignition? That little shit. He’s playing a winged (dude, really?) guitar in front of amps that glow blue with each chord played, thanking those brought to heaven for the venue being so full, Osomatsu promising they’ll make the heavens shake so strongly, Hell would go green with envy.

Totty knows you’ve shed many tears during your time on Earth. They’ve made you stronger, and he’s proud of you for that! Even in heaven, Jyushi swears, showing you your heart-shaped EKG readout, that your heart’s endured a bunch, and all of creation’s pounding the same!

The crowd dispersed in time for the older lads to soar overhead as the younger trio continues to tug you along and show you the sights. Don’t question it, shh, movie magic.

Ichimatsu’s cheery, but still very much himself. He pats you on the shoulder, and lets you know that the world can be bullshit. Change is tough, but once in a while, things end up good. Look out for that.

Your goodness, your halo, shines like a spotlight! Totty snaps, and a pink one shines down on him, because Heaven is good lighting. He’s not the only one shining. Look at that face: you are too! Always!

Jyuushi spins around you, followed by the camera. Even if life out there has made everything feel dull and lifeless, when you’re here, everything is more intense! Your sadness may be tough, but the happiness here is stronger!

Karamatsu wants you to keep smiling. Ichimatsu promises they won’t lead you astray. Choromatsu knows this place can bleed over into the “normal” world, and Jyuushimatsu and Todomatsu knows things will seem a lot brighter once you head back.

Choromatsu and Ichi look a little surprised to be up together, but they roll with it. Whether you stay or go, you’ll bring this good fortune with you! Aw, look, they’re barely being awkward with each other at all. Only a little!

Karamatsu and Todomatsu split the spotlight 50/50, somehow! Everything will be a little bit more dazzling if you keep this place in mind!

Jyuushimatsu and Osomatsu burst through them to get front and center. Keep these tunes in mind, and nothing will even get the chance to bring you down!

Let this happiness keep you going through what’s rough. Times ahead are mysterious and a little scary, but you’ve got a few guardian angels watching you!

Gold light shining down on them all, looking magical and holy, the six boys collapse tiredly onto a big, fluffy cloud. It floats away lazily, their wings flittering and flapping idly, as the company logos flash center screen. Banderole Records, Flag Productions Talent Agency. Once it fades to black, scribbled center screen is a fond “Thank you from F6!!!!!!”

((lyric distribution time!))

greenfrog-kp:

Subliminal Message is fun! Just noticed that there are two subliminal messages of the big illustration of s2 finale:

  • “See You Again”; in the top three cans say “SEe”, in the middle a tea cup “yu” (his pronounce is same as “you”), in the bottom five cans say “Aga!N”. Sextuplets will back soon the next season or movie~
  • “Three Balls”; *winks* I counted three balls, they are the secret message of “to get 3rd season”!

Source: https://twitter.com/osomatsu_PR/status/988372680070983682

((due to unforeseen circumstances [i.e. Google docs wiping half my work and then not letting me access the other half?], MV Monday will come tomorrow on Tuesday. I promise, an MV description a week for at least five more weeks, cross my heart. I’m so sorry for the delay!))

The Same Faces Duet Live!

askthesamefaces:

“And now, I’d like to introduce our guests on the show tonight. They’ve been messing around in the studio and haven’t been gracing the airwaves like they should lately, but they’re back in full swing! And so – ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and everyone else in between and beyond – here they are, The Same Faces!”

The curtain pulls up, and – there they are. The Same Faces, in a way fans haven’t seen them in a while. All in their matching suits, behind their instruments, bopping along to the beat as Osomatsu takes the lead. Anyone can tell he’s delighted to have an audience again as he snarls out the lyrics and grins for the camera. The happiness is infectious among the band. Even Ichimatsu looks like he doesn’t want to murder anyone right now.

Once the song is over, the host steps over to the band, clapping along with the audience.

“I tell you, you guys haven’t missed a beat! How does it feel to be performing live again?”

There are a couple of cheers from the band, but Choromatsu’s the first to reply.

“Well, it’s kind of a change of pace, and it feels pretty good! … Since we have an album coming out soon, we’ll be going on tour to promote that, so look forward to seeing us on the road!”

“So you’re not too stressed out for a challenge?”

“Nope! Bring it on!” Jyushimatsu shouts, tossing his drumsticks in the air. They land with a clatter on the floor as he fails his attempt to look cool and catch them.

“All right! So here’s the story – we’re going to roll the dice and pick two Same Faces, and those guys will have to do a duet of some kind! They tell me they’re prepared, but let’s see if we can’t still throw them a curveball!”

[ Send in two Same Faces and they’ll have to duet! ]

((Hey, folks! Send in some asks, get some lovely music back! Askthesamefaces is on stage again at last!))

!!! 🌻🌻🌻🌻 For you, Kara, Jyushi AND Todo!!!!!!

((I’ve recently learned how to make pizza dough, and it’s like I’ve discovered secrets of the universe I shouldn’t be privy to. I love it.))

All three of them are sort of in a pile on the couch in their shared living room, Totty piloting the selfie stick as needed.

Karamatsu, one leg flung over the back, “I had my first steak of the year, all to myself, last night. I wept. It was spectacular.”

Jyuushimatsu’s cheek is smooshed against the arm of the couch. “My toes have been so cold they hurt since, like, November! I want spring back!”

Totty takes a second with his. “Hm… Recently, I’ve been really into making things with french bread ! I still kinda have that ‘feed eight mouths as cheaply as possible’ mindset going, so I always get them from the section in the grocery store where everything is close to the expiration date; they’re super cheap!”