[once they’ve all finished gushing over their adorable new nicknames]
K: I feel that, while tending to your fans is important, he takes it a bit far. I don’t think he deserved the dramatic readings, at least. (If he doesn’t emerge from his mortification cocoon soon, I will simply need to be temporary group leader due to my position as the next in line. I shall be kind, just, and beautiful.)
C: I think that he honestly had it coming, and that he– oh, no, that’s a gross joke– and that he ought to think before he posts more often. The only reason I answer publicly is usually because anons leave me with no other option!
I: You must beware the wrath of mom.
J: Keep it kinda clean, big bro!
T: The fans love a good tease! You can do a lot with a little! Like when mom read three of your answers! She could have read all of them.