Okay so this is a jumble to explain but it’s basically about Marina Joyce.
In short, she is a Youtuber that is believed to be kidnapped, in an abusive relationship she cannot escape and most likely having to forcibly take drugs and hallucinogens. The Police were not able to get in contact with her and although they have before, they were called off and it was explained on social media there is reasonable evidence to display that she does not even control her own social media accounts.
and there’s even more if you search for it on tumblr where people are putting the pieces together little by little so it seems!
She uploads videos every Thursday but it’s undeniable how uncomfortable she is in them. She looks so shaky and her old videos she was such a happy, glowing and outgoing girl. Now she is literally a paranoid, disheveled, panicky WRECK being directed by some unknown face behind the camera.
There is something fishy going on and it petrifies me. It hits my gut hard and gives me chills. And I don’t get shaken up easily!
The point of this is to SPREAD THE WORD. She has over 600,000 fans who know what’s happening and even used to date KSI’s Brother but for some reason, NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THIS ON YOUTUBE. It’s like nobody knows, not even NEWS CHANNELS.
I HAVE A PLAN
Hear me out, my plan is that we message Scarce. Scarce is a huge Youtube News Channel that has helped so many others in the past and he NEEDS to get ahold of this.
okay so i really hate to jack this post, given i already reblogged it, but i need to address this.
skip to 0:10, and watch all the way up to 0:13. when you get there, you’ll hear a very faint whisper as she turns around. i know this isn’t my imagination, as many other people have supposedly heard this as well.
she says “help me”.
guys. op isn’t fucking lying, this girl is seriously in trouble. hints in her videos are the only way she can reach the outside world.
don’t scroll past this. she needs help.
help save this girl’s life. like op said, we can spread the word and attempt to contact the people listed in the post above, and you at least owe this girl that if she’s really hurt.
Oh, my, my, my! Between this and the lip scrub, my anons aren’t hiding anything, are they? I love it! It’ll just be for a second, though. Snap a pic to make it last!
((And if you’re looking for another Totty to smooch on his smooshy little cheekies, go over to @askthesamefaces for the lipstick event before all the slots are taken up! He’s up tomorrow!💖))
((Well… it diverged from canon after a certain point, but the events of episode 9b were very much a thing, taking place a while back in this anon. She spent time at home, and tried to get a part as an extra in a music video for Totoko after a while, only for Hatabou to reel her into an idol group. No one knows what happened back then save for the sextuplets, Chibita, Homura and her family. And, apparently, one anon.))
Hello, boys! I went out of town this weekend … but I couldn’t stop thinking of you guys as I was having fun, so I ended up buying stuff for you at some of my favorite shops. I know it’s a little silly, but I thought you might like some nice handmade bath goods and unusual candies! I hope you enjoy them! Thanks for being such a great group as always! Ahh, I’m getting nervous so I’d better stop here …
Um … Bye! See you later! – runs off all flustered –
There are six little packages, each one color-coded. They all have little hearts drawn all over them, but there might be a few more hearts on the packages for the Hanamichi boys. Just might be.
For Osomatsu: Tobacco & rum scented soap and a sinfully dark chocolate candy bar with bacon in it.
For Karamatsu: A luxurious foaming bath scrub with a cool rain-like scent and a box of decadent dark chocolate champagne truffles.
For Choromatsu: Mint & eucalyptus 3-in-1 shower gel/shampoo/bubble bath and green apple flavored gummy frogs.
For Ichimatsu: A black currant bath bomb that dyes the water a gorgeous dark purple and a bag of Swedish Fish candy. (You may groan at the pun-iness, but it’s my favorite.)
For Jyushimatsu: Lime & coconut scented soap and a bag of banana-flavored saltwater taffy.
For Todomatsu: A cherry & almond flavored lip scrub & matching lip balm and a tin of rose-flavored mints.
Osomatsu is trying so hard to get you to stick around. “Nonono, no need to be shy! Come on, how are we supposed to thank you if you run?!” He decides his last words are best delivered in shouting form (louder than ever, thanks to those voice lessons). “If you don’t come back, we’re gonna talk about what’s in here on the internet! All over it!” He pauses. No return. “Ok, so. Internet it is!”
Oso is straightforward with his video. “Since a Certain Someone decided not to come back, I’m going to talk about this for everyone to see. Not everyone’s gonna get this treatment, you know.” He opens up the package, half expecting something inappropriate, and looks surprised when it’s something so cute. “Tobacco and rum, two things I’m not allowed to have unless I have a death wish I want Ichiko to grant. I can’t go out to sleazy but swanky bars, but I can at least smell like I can! You guys think I’m cooler than I actually am, and I appreciate that so much.” He nearly cackles as the camera focuses on the candy bar label. “Dark chocolate. And. Bacon. Bacon! This is absolutely unbelievable. Probably illegal somewhere. Karako will either throttle me for indulging so much or for not saving her some, so! A chunk for her, and the rest will probably be shoved in my mouth all at once at some point tonight. Thank you! Don’t dash off without at least a high five next time, ‘k?”
Karamatsu is hopeless. Yes, that is a bath selfie. It manages to be perfectly modest and horrendously showy all at once. It’s undeniably him. The rest comes in a video, chock full of suffering for the viewers, with the heart-covered packaging held to his chest. He’s so emotional over every last heart. “You somehow know parts of my soul that I don’t think I’ve revealed to the public. I must confess, I love the rain. The smell of petrichor, the coolness of every drop, the honesty that comes from looking at the life around you in muted light, the way the world just feels cleaner after it’s gone…! Somehow, this has captured all of it, and I can have the best of the sun and rain all at once. Not to mention this!” He holds up the box with such abrupt quickness that the camera lost its focus entirely for a few moments. “This is, unless I am mistaken, believe it or not, the first box of chocolates that I’ve received from an admirer! How kind of an angel like you to give such a lovely gift to such an unworthy sinner. I appreciate every gift from every fan more than you know, and my deepest regret is that I cannot make these last forever! There is beauty in what is temporary! Keep mono no aware in mind, everyone, and revel in this impermanent moment with me! From the bottom of my heart, I thank you for your kindness.“
Choromatsu’s is a simple photoset of him with his gifts: a close-up of the label, a picture of the entire bottle, another close-up on the gummies, and Choro, gummy in hand, looking a pinch exasperated. The text beneath is as follows: “Everyone keeps comparing me to frogs. Where is this coming from? Is it the mouth thing, or…? I’d say I don’t see it, but now I just see Kermit when I look in the mirror. Hi-ho, Choro the frog here. Thank you for all of this! I want to save it for the next rainy day, but we get so busy and hear every plan last minute, so I don’t know when that’ll be! I’ll try to loosen up enough to Treat Myself in the near future with these!💚”
Ichimatsu’s is also a blog post, the pictures interspersed through it rather than at the top. “First things first, thank you for the new decoy. Oso’s been eating the snacks for the cats and I can put these in their spot, and share a snack with the kittens without guilt.” There’s a certain cat and Ichi, both with the tail of a fish poking out of their mouths. “I feel like uncultured swine around this, though. Like. Dang, Jyuushi, I ain’t never seen none o’ these bath bomb whatchamacallits ‘round these here parts. How do you reckon you use it without it blowin’ up the tiles? Thanks for bringing me one step closer to being a modern human being.”
Jyuushi, true to form, made several vines. One is him making the bar of soap dance to Coconut by Harry Nilsson. The next is him seeing how far he can pull the taffy with his teeth. The next has ichi holding part of it while Jyuushi experiments more with the pulling thing. The last one is a loud “Thanks a bunch!” as he holds up the taffy with an “I just made a bad pun” crow, and a jump cut to him taking a long sniff of the soap. “It smells so good!”
Todomatsu is Instagram trash and he revels in it. After some time, he posts a few pictures. A shot of the packaging, captioned “This is so cute! I can’t help but notice that one or two of us got more hearts, ehehe 💖” Next, a neat three by three grid of the mints on a pink surface, labelled “New aesthetic, rose candies. I’m gonna smell like the kind of garden you host tea parties in!” One more, a close-up of a certain pout that’s been treated very well, one of the mints pressed right in the middle for impractical, purely aesthetic purposes. “Looks like someone’s been thinking about these a lot! (I mean. Mine are the best in the group, in my opinion.) All of this is so sweet of you, and I hate that I can’t share the wonders that scrub has done! Contracts and whatnot. 💖 Thank you~”
I drew this for you Kara, do you like it? [submitted by the always lovely @negi-nar!]
This is unlike any portrait I’ve ever seen. I’m as honored as I am amused and confused! I daresay, I look absolutely radishing. (Is that a passable produce pun?)
I promised I’d do it when we got to 100 followers, and now … here it comes.
The moment you’ve all been waiting for – the chance to boldly claim a spot on a Same Face for your very own, even if it’s just until he can get to the washroom later on that day.
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