“That’s why the email has ‘canta’ in it, I made it just for the sake of this. I had to be prepared, just in case. Do whatever you want, I’m getting the cat pics and leaving that nonsense alone.”
Did someone say sin? Well I just happen to be a thirsty kitten in need of some special milk~ Purrhaps you could provide some for me? 🐾
((#NSFW))
His head sinks offscreen with a snort. After a second he rises back up, head propped up on his hand. “You’ve got to be kidding me, you’re really starting this so quickly? Slow down, relax. Have a drink.” He cracks open a Canta and, well. Kind of sort of downs it.
Ichimatsu, do you always carry cat toys in your pockets?
“Pretty much. Toys, treats, or both. You never know when there’s gonna be a cat around. You need to be prepared.” A few more swishes. “Top priority.”
Hey, Ichi, we’re gonna need your number in order to send you those pictures… (◕‿◕✿)
He appears to be typing something? “Not allowed, it’s private, but my email should be on-screen if I did this right. Otherwise, technological grandpa Ichimatsu’s gonna put it in the chat box.”
“Another song. This time, the curse of indie-ish covers on YouTube has spread to me and steadily destroyed my way of life with no peace in sight. Christmas Couple has a way of doing that. Aika and Hiroshi just have this weird cutesy vibe that somehow makes pop listenable. Hatabou is lucky he snagged them. Here’s a cover of Single Ladies.”
He tends to add more harmonies than actually take the lead, nails tapping on the top of the desk. He’s not as scornful of it as the curse comment makes him seem; actually, he seems pretty content with listening to it. What a dork.
((As an example of their sound, have some Pomplamoose. They’re cute as shit.))
Ichi, how long do you think it’d take for you to fall in love with someone? Asking for… a friend! Yep
“Hasn’t happened yet. It’ll be news to you as much as it is to me. I guess I’ll keep your ‘friend’ posted or whatever?”
Lychee? Ah, that’s one of my favorite flavors, besides grape and apple!! So Ichi, I asked your younger brothers this, but what’s your favorite fruit and scent?
“Then you’ve got a big storm coming.” Ichimatsu considers it for a moment. “Besides lychees, I like bananas. My favorite smell? I’m starting to take a liking to incense, actually, thanks to a gift I got for my birthday. Besides any sort of incense, I like the smell of candles being blown out.”
my cat liked that kiss ichi, please do it again it’ll make her a happy kitty. I’m talking about a real cat here, her name is Sugarpuff, Im not being perverted i swear.
Ichimatsu holds up a cat toy and swishes it about. “Are you sure this isn’t better? It’s probably healthier for Sugarpuff than this bullshit.” He points to his mouth for a second before resuming his toy-swinging
Whoops! Sorry for causing a torrent of intense feels asks! We can always go sinful if you like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“Always the sinning with you anons. Too thirsty. I don’t know uh. Segue into product placement,” he holds up a bottle. “Get less thirsty with Canta, or something like that.”
500 DIFFERENT pictures of cats, yes
He presses a lackluster kiss to one finger and barely sends it flying. “There you go. I completely blew it. Bring on the cats.”
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