Idk ichi, i guess i just have the face of a criminal even though I’m actually a potato. Speaking of which, how do you deal with resting bitch face? No offense, but you got it too, my dude. Also yes its a meme: im dying, squirtle.

He shrugs. “Potatoes are good. I don’t deal with resting bitch face, I just let it happen and try not to give too many shits about it. They’ve tried to make me look less dead, and they manage sometimes.” Ichimatsu holds up a hand like he’s going to make a major point… pauses, puts it back down. “Why do I have so many memelords? I’m genuinely curious, why am I destined to herd the memers?”

I’m curious to ask, since you seem to be the unforgivingly honest type–what do you personally qualify as being in love? Is it as simple as a gut feeling, or something much, much more? Whatever it is, I hope you’re lucky enough to find it 💜

@kabukii He raises his eyebrows at that. “Oh. Um. I have to be honest, I guess. Balance out the dry little demon. I haven’t really found it with humans, really, just crushes and cats, but. I’m guessing it’s both and more? There’s the ‘I think I could love you’ gut feeling, and the reciprocation changes it into more of an experience, probably? I’ll tell you, if I ever get there.”

“So I’m trying to find Prince, just so I can have something to use later. After Matsunatsumatsuri and the reveal that I have a soft spot for him, well. It’s only right.” He sighs tiredly. “He’s notoriously hard to find online. Look at this shit.”

“That one in another tab? That’s a clip of him in The Muppet Show. Disney’s copyright bullshittery is more forgiving than Prince’s.”

So every time i leave the house i always tell my mom I’m leaving to do thug things on the streets, when im actually going to play with cats at the local pet shelter, and i thought she knew i was joking, but she just lectured me and im dying, squirtle

@negi-nar He fakes stifling a laugh just for the sake of the snort that comes with it, “You said ‘thug things’ and were taken seriously? Right, right, I got these cat hairs in a fight.“ He waits a moment before adding on, "And another thing, @pixie-six called Totty Scoob, apparently, and now I’m Squirtle? We’re fictional characters already, you don’t need to pick other ones for us? Is this another ‘meme’ thing?”

Sweet little Boo thinks your stream has been paw-sitively meow-smerizing so far … [submitted by @dieseldaisy!]

Ichimatsu steeples his hands over the lower half or his face, trying to refrain from seeming too much like his heart is melting. “Pet ‘em for me, please.” Scream on the inside, Ichi, it’s ok.