Such a whiny little nerd. “I just don’t understand why! I mean, personality removed, how can you decide who, in a set of identical sextuplets, is the hot one?! And how does this personality attract anyone?” Then the our sweet boy hits him. “Flattery isn’t going to get you everywhere, you know.”
that anon may be apologizing for the dirty asks, but im not. I hope youre ready alexfapper graham bell
He’s back to screeching. “Not this one too!”
Make sure to keep your hands busy on the TABLE… Chorofappski.
He looks like his soul was just sucked from his body.
“Do enough of you really know that nickname? It’s a widespread thing?” His voice cracks in terror, “Why can’t people just ease up on me for once?!”
you’re not forgettable when i’m in bed ;)
“Anonymous, please consider your wording. I’m really hoping that you didn’t realize what you just implied.” His face just went back to pale and pasty, and now he’s red again, thanks.
How would you feel if we told you we wanted to take you home for the night???? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“My contract states that I can’t, and that management needs to know where we are pretty much constantly so we can’t start any scandals. I respectfully decline.” He’s trying to be professional, aww.
Choro we love you so much, can you blow us a kiss~?
He looks a bit scared. “Am I going to do this in every stream? I’m. I’m really nervous, but. For your sake, ok? Don’t freak out about it, don’t make it a bug deal, and I won’t make it a big deal either.”
It’s still a big deal to him.
Three false starts and an awkward circle around the room before he makes sure his head is in frame, blows a hasty kiss, and resumes his pacing in circles with a borderline panicky sound.
Choro, if i think about you while i drink that canta, i’m worried it’ll instantly rupture my hymen :((( gomen choro-kun 🙇🙇🙇 i cannot support this campaign.
He lets out a strangled little noise as he covers his mouth. “I’m beginning to worry about how you drink, anonymous! No ruptures, no pain, just… don’t think about me! I’m a forgettable guy, if it helps you at all!”
Shower sex. Thoughts?
“I’d break my neck. No thank you.”
Choromatsu, it’s actually you! Ahh, I’m so happy to finally see you, I don’t even know what to ask! I suppose I could wish you luck on handling your imminent tidal wave of nsfw asks, since you seem to attract the most indecent attention haha! I know you’ll stray strong~ Love you Choro! 💚💚
@kabukii Choromatsu sighs with relief. “A familiar face, thank you so much for coming. I’ll do my best to hang on for whatever clean asks I get! I have to stay strong so my apology is taken seriously! Thank you so much. I– wait what was that last part did you say what I think you just said.”
Choro as the sexiest member you should be expecting alot of dirty ask?? Don’t kid yourself bud, people are thirsty for your tender nerd body.
Choromatsu manages to choke on air. Once he can breathe, he holds up a hand, palm out.
“Wait just a second, there, anonymous. Me? Sexy? At all? And sexiest out of a group?! Me, Choromatsu, ‘he’s plain but I swear he’s nice’ Choromatsu? ‘Bland but kind of smart I guess’ Choromatsu? ‘I wouldn’t date him but he’s kind of ok or whatever ’ Choromatsu?!”
He’s gone from a murmur to a holler, and finishes off with a screech: “But we’re identical, aren’t we?!”
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