Oh, Karamatsu … I have to work so hard every day, and I get so tired and worn out, just like Cinderella. But when I see you, I feel like a very different kind of Cinderella … the one in the gown with the glass slippers, having the time of her life. I hope that I can meet you in real life someday, my prince!

Karamatsu looks supremely concerned. “Anonymous, I am happy to be a part of your fairytale, but– if I have any say in the matter– I will do my best to help you keep the gown and slippers after midnight strikes! Even if I fail in that mission, I swear to you, you still shine like diamonds despite the ashes on your hands.”

It’s so good to finally have you here, Karamatsu! I couldn’t have expected your entrance to be any less dazzling~ As for a question, I’m afraid I don’t have anything worthwhile to ask you, so I will just do like I did your brother and wish you the best of luck through these next 12 hours. Be sure to have lots of drinks ready and to stay hydrated–you’re going to need it! Also, love you too Kara~ 💙

@kabukii Karamatsu waves, “Hello again, my friend! I’m glad that I didn’t disappoint: I aim to dazzle at every opportunity! You may not have a question to ask, but your presence has warmed my heart. I worry that, based on what I’ve been told of the last few days, the viewers may be in more danger of dehydration than myself, but I intend to keep you all refreshed!” He gives one delicate little sniffle, “I adore you, too!”

Karamatsuuuuu ~ what’s your favorite kind of lingerie to see on someone special?

“Anonymous, in all seriousness, to have a certain special someone at all would be all that I require! For someone that I absolutely adore to care for me and stay with me through the good and bad, that much would make me happy. Knowing that that person may be out there waiting, that is enough! In short…” He pulls off his sunglasses decisively. “I have no preference!”

I’m enjoying this tasty Blue Hawaii Canta so far … but what’s even more delicious is the shiver I get whenever you speak 😍

Karamatsu gingerly places his hand over his heart. “Is it really? Then I suppose, for once, these words will be appreciated!” He decides to lean closer to the mic. Extra dramatics, voice lowered. “I don’t plan on being quiet anytime soon.” He kills the mood instantly by leaning back with a surprised sound. “I fear that I’ve even affected myself with that! I don’t believe my voice has done that before, and I am shocked to say the very least! But I cannot rest; I must keep talking for the sake of the angels tuning in today!”

Karamatsu, my King!! You’ve finally arrived!!! Here’s a smooch for each heart I type!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

“Oh, anonymous, how bold of you! Though you’ve given me, what is it, ten kisses in total, you’ve charged my heart to one hundred percent! Two hundred, if this poor vessel could hold it!” He is holding that fist aloft. As aloft as his arms can go. “I’m more than amply prepared to take on the day with the attention you’ve given me! My fans are simply the best!”

…karacchi, you do know that some individuals might use that visual youve provided us with for, well, illicit purposes, right? …dirty photoshopped images aside, your guitar playing sounded amazing! have you been practicing?

He leans in on one elbow, opening his mouth to speak, likely something smug, but he pauses. “Illicit purposes?” He goes from his usual to crimson in the blink of an eye. “I just– did I really–?! I was hoping to save the more passionate responses to me for the end of the day, but it would appear that I’ve started the stream with something supremely inappropriate. My guilt continues to weigh heavily on my soul…!” He groans. “I suppose that I will answer to my sins as they come now.”

Why don’t we check else that blue tongue can stain..?

He pauses for a moment to consider things. “Honestly, not too terribly much, I would think. Paper, if you’re so inclined. Napkins, perhaps. Beyond that, it wouldn’t leave enough to make a mark on too terribly much, dearest anonymous. Perhaps you could test it out for yourself if you manage to take the time to get a bottle?” He holds a bottle of Canta up, two fingers each on the bottom and top, waggling it in a way he probably thinks is enticing.

How much of that blue Canta have you had? Surely your tongue is blue by now … can we see?

He looks a bit concerned. “I have had a bit more than I would normally drink– everything in moderation, my Karamatsu fans, but don’t deprive yourself entirely of the little pleasures life brings. I’ve completely forgotten that blue dye is the most likely to stick to your tongue, lips, and teeth! I’m afraid that your adoration cannot be kept in secret, and I do apologize.”

Karamatsu pauses. “If it has actually stained my tongue. I haven’t checked. One moment, please.”

He turns to the side, gets out a small hand mirror, does a brief check, and turns back. “My lips have been spared, but my tongue still clings to that persistent, stubborn blue!” He decides to give everyone a bit of proof, mouth open, tongue out.

The poor sucker won’t realize what he’s just given the internet until someone tells him.

Good morning, Karamatsu! I’m determined to watch your stream all day … no matter what happens! I even took the day off work! Let’s do this, beautiful!

“Oh, goodness, my darling anonymous, I must admit that your dedication has me in a state of shock! I cannot believe the sacrifices that my fans make for me!” Did this man just sniffle? “I will do my best to assure that your time shall not be wasted! This honor shall not be wasted, anonymous! This I swear to you!”

((If today goes well for me I will pack this day to the brim with nonsense hashtag pray for mod clover 🍀))