askidolmatsus:

((everyone is screaming and this isn’t going to end any time soon. I’m doing my best not to cry while they expect me to know things I have no way of knowing I’m sorry for not being able to do more for you gyys

((this headache
Is honest to god
Coming out my ears?????????
Fun fun fun ahaha we’re 7/8 done 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀 help))

I literally have NO idea why I adore you so much like, you’re s o odd. There is no other words to describe you, I just love and adore you and I have literally no clue as to whhy?? ? ?

He smiles bashfully, head hanging low for a moment, “Aw, well. I guess I have some kinda special magnetism or something!” He runs a finger under his nose. “Seriously, thanks. I know I’m a big, huge weirdo, but I guess there’s gotta be something you guys like! Thanks. Love you too,” and cue obnoxious smoochy noises.

Holy shit. McFuckboi is here. Aight Oso, I’ve asked all your brothers the same question, now it’s your turn. What is, *cue card held above face, sets it down and looks to him* your favorite fruit and scent?

“New nickname, wow. Ok, let’s see, um… after the last ads we did, I got pretty attached to cherries. No jokes necessary, I’m a living, breathing joke, ok? Favorite smells, hm. Maybe… I dunno, bread? Good bread smells nice.” He shrugs, making a noncommittal noise, “I don’t even know.”

And finally I get to say hello to eldest! I’ve made a point to give a little love to each brother during their respective podcasts, as you probably already know, and now it’s your turn~! I’m afraid I can’t match your bold, brazen nature, but perhaps an innocent virtual nose kiss would suffice? I would wish you luck as well, but with how much you love this kind of attention, I’m sure you don’t need it! Try not to get in too much trouble, I guess! Love you still, Oso~ ❤️

“Heeeey, ‘bukii! What’s up? I saw when I checked in, yeah! I’ll sit still, bring on the love. Gogogo.” He closes his eyes and stays still for a moment. “Yeah, I make no guarantees about good behavior, friend, but I can promise one hell of a show at least! Love you too, hon.” This nerd loves everyone, sobs

Hey osomatsu im awfully thirsty, I’ll buy any liquid you try and sell me ;) ;) ;) (amidoinitrite hahahahahaa I’ve never done this)

Osomatsu lets out this childish little cackle, “Oh, wow, that is one hell of a message. If it feels right in your heart, broham, it’s right, probably. For legality’s sake, and for keeping everything chill and as not gross as possible– you do you but I’m not feeling it– this soda’s all I’m selling. I’m a simple guy selling simple, sanitary liquids.”

LETS GET KRUNKED DUDE I HAVENT SLEPT FOR LIKE A DAY AND IM SO FUCKING PUMPED ((modmacagainandiwannadie))

Osomatsu shouts back as enthusiastically as he can, “Bro, we can totally do that! If you sleep first, holy shit, how are you functioning? I’ll still be here unless you doze for like twenty hours, Mac Daddymommyparenttypefigure. Nap, at least. This has been a Lazy Assholes For Your Health PSA, sleep deprivation is not fun, so sleep!”

((Mod was there a little under a week ago, you have my deepest sympathies. ; w ; please rest asap! @pixie-six 🍀))

osomatsu, you’re the apple of my eye! ♥♥ (shame you’ve probably lost that spot with your mom tho)

@midoriner He groans in agony, “How did I forget that one for the commercial! Man, if you weren’t so adorable, that’d be killing me right now, ahaha! Thanks, sugarbob.” He leans in to the mic, fake-confidentially. “Yeah, but there’s something we’ve been planning for a while that I think might make her not totally disown me for being a walking penis joke. It’s killing me not to tell her!”