“Half right. I buy the magnums because I totally do,” Osomatsu lied. “No, really!”
His brothers stare him down.
“Come on, guys, back niichan up!”
Choromatsu looks right into the camera. “Even though Hatabou’s just about lifted the love ban, Osomatsu hasn’t had any reason to use one at all.”
“First of all, I could be sneaky. Second of all, you should know it doesn’t hurt to be prepared, Fappymatsu! I’m as safe as I am huge.”
Someone snickers quietly.
No one will admit to it.
“Thank Akatsuka, we need a distraction,” Todomatsu says. “Actually? Dingdingding, we have a fact here!”
“Whoa, seriously?”
“You don’t think I smell like strawberries and honey naturally, do you, Osomatsu-niisan?”
“I don’t know. The fact that we can’t mess with your cutesy front might have actually made you into a walking talking chunk of honeycomb by now.”
Todomatsu chucks a pillow at him. “We all have a duty to be our best when people can see us, so I take good care of myself! If I’m going to be somewhere for a while after a concert or appearance and I’m sweaty and gross, I’m going to have what I need to take a shower on hand. I owe you guys that much, right?”
“So that’s why you smell like a dessert case all the time!” Jyuushimatsu says from the floor, making sure Ichimatsu drinks his damn water.
“Exactly! If I get hugged, I want to smell nice.”
Ichimatsu goes visibly pale.
“Wait,” Todomatsu says, “are you mortified by the assumption?”
Jyuushimatsu tilts his head, “Ichimatsu-niisan?”
Ichimatsu makes a strange, guttural noise in the back of his throat.
Choromatsu sounds shocked for him. “Are you acting like that because you have?!”
Ichimatsu wheezes.
Jyuushimatsu sounds desperate. “Ichimatsu-niisan!”
“Tell us the truth, Ichimatsu!”
Down he goes, onto the floor.
“Niisan!!!”
Answer: he’s projected himself into the ninth dimension, so we can’t say for sure.
Thank you, @matsunoimagines , for tagging me!
Rule: Answer all 20 questions and tag 20 people you’d like to know better!
Nickname: Clover, mod Clover on here/if you’re nasty. 🍀
Height: 5′1.5"
Orientation: asexual lesbian.
Nationality: American!
Favorite Fruit: Bananas
Favorite Season: an even tie between spring and fall!
Favorite Flower: forget-me-nots!
Favorite Scent: maple syrup. Or @askthesamefaces ’ Midnight Confession tea.
Favorite Color: sky blue or peachy pink!
Favorite Animal: munchkin cats. Or roborovski hamsters.
Coffee, Tea, or Hot Chocolate: Tea all the way, with a partial fondness for hot chocolate and a distaste for coffee.
Hours of Sleep: I have gotten maybe two (2) good nights of sleep since this time last year, so, uh. Not many!
Dog or Cat Person: cats. I do love dogs, though, and they like me too! I just get scratched up too easily for them, I think.
Favorite Fictional Characters: Give me all those matsus and girlymatsus, bro. I’d die for the female ososan cast. I’m also a sucker for the main trio in Ore Monogatari, and The Adventure Zone: Balance’s main group, Angus, and all the incredibly capable female characters. (One of whom is a BIG OLD SPOILER, but she’s my everything. My fiery wife. Also, in the new arc, my OTHER fiery wife.)
Number of Blankets You Sleep With: in summer, just a sheet; in winter, minimum two blankets or I’m frozen.
Dream Trip: I’d like… to either go on a trip to a city with tons of museums, get the cash and time to follow a group I like on tour, or simply visit my friends and attend my first con.
Date of Blog Creation: roughly… mid-May, 2016?
Number of Followers: Just over 250. I’m hoping for 300 soon…!
Random Fact: I’m a supertaster!
I tag @thebardisabird , @chororine , @peachpittance , @hamstergal , and any of my followers who wish to give this a go! ❤💙💚💜💛💖
if you nerds think I’m not changing my january ideas to plan the idolboys playing guest parts in the two part series finale of the longrunning (in universe) drama series Sanematsu-san, lmao who do you think is running this shit let’s be honest with ourselves I already have four songs lined up
((Since Team Choro was the only team to contact me last time around, I’m going to show them my support again. Plus, hey, he won the last popularity poll I held, so that’s just double the reason to do this, right?
💚💚💚Send Team Choro in the @matsugames some special support! Askidolmatsus wishes you all the best!💚💚💚
Help Chororin work his special magic, rin! 🐸))
Bless you for this, anonnie…… ❤️
Oso completely drops everything, forgetting whatever they were doing to turn to them. “EHH?! Your crush is TOTOKO-CHAN?!?” He causes a big scene, yelling and whining that she’s supposed to be with him and that they’ve been friends since childhood. He’s probably rolling on the floor now, there’s no way he’s getting back up now.
Kara chokes on his own breath, nearly doubled over and wheezing. “T-Totoko-chan was your destined honey?!” He can hardly believe this turn of events, but after some time he attempts to regain his false composure and secedes. Sure he’s hopelessly liked her since they’ve been kids, but for the sake of friends and LOVE, he’s willing to look past his own desires to step out of the way of fate.
Choro practically has an aneurysm. For some time he’s just standing in bewilderment, rigid like a statue, but then he finally blows his top. “EHH??! TOTOKO-CHAN???!??!” He’s kind of having his own meltdown in public now, mainly panicky babble-yelling to himself about these unforeseen circumstances. If you allow him some time, he tries his best to temporarily recover himself long enough to respectfully wish them well before excusing himself to scream into oblivion.
Ichi just sort of…sits there, staring in stunned silence. It’s awkward for quite some time before he finally speaks up. “Good luck on your relationship…” he says nervously with a minute bow before just turning and walking away. He’s not really too upset so much as caught by surprise. Once he adjusts to it though he’s fairly supportive in his usual passive Ichi way–thumbs up and asking how things are every now and then.
Jyushi blinks, standing uncomfortably still with that big open smile gaping at them and those focused, dilated eyes. It’s unsettlingly quiet for a while before he salutes, back to his normal self as usual, “Ah, it’s Totoko-chaaan!!” He’s completely unbothered by it all, playing the best role of wingman as Jyushi can. He’s a good bean, and only really liked her to follow along with his brothers so he’s totally okay and happy with this! Good luck king-sized game winning home run!!
Totty is completely aghast. He steps back in shock, looking as if he’s been struck by lightning. “Y-You’re crush…is TOTOKO-CHAN?!?” He seems to be lost in thought and about to start hyperventilating when he suddenly pulls his best cutesy, innocent smile. He plays the role, but there’s definitely some pain behind that smile. So what does he do now? Well, he’ll likely watch from afar with that distressed Totty face. He’s not going to do anything to sabotage your chances per se, but he’s definitely hoping that his adorable charm will still somehow win her over.
((guess who feels so valid rn
It’s me my bros))
((hey, party people!
if you are easily disturbed or suicidal, don’t look up anything re: logan paul. like, ever again.
if you support logan paul in any capacity, or try to support his actions in any way, unfollow me both here and on my personal, unfollow my twitter, remove me from discord, leave.
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