Todomatsu is up at the top. Coy, cute, but just forward enough that you know for sure that it’s purposeful. Lots of eye contact when he’s not averting his eyes in mock-embarrassment. Casual touches to arms or hands, sometimes fixing your hair if you’re close enough. “Look at that smile! You’re so cute.” “Hey, want a sip of my drink? I’ll try yours too, let’s trade.” “Can I have your Twitter or Instagram? We can be mutuals, and I’ll get to see your face every day!“
Jyuushimatsu blurs the line between friendly conversation and flirtation so easily that you don’t realize you were eased into it until you’re being bridal carried or running with your fingers laced. He tries extra hard to be funny around you, and his compliments are always clear and obvious. “Wow! You look really cute today! You look nice all the time!” “You have the best laugh ever! Hang on, I have another gag for you!” “Are you tired? Don’t worry, I got this!”
If you’re ok with things going incredibly quick but you still have time for a monologue, go to Kara. He will twirl around you spouting the type of purple prose one would normally reserve for someone they’ve known for ages… mere minutes after he’s met you. When he actually makes any contact with you, it’s light and nervous, like he’s afraid you’ll break. Or punch him. “Your smile is like water in a desert, my oasis, and one drop could give me the strength to live forever! I merely pray that this is not a mirage, some hazy hallucination that disappears in a flash– a moment away from the peace your gaze brings would burn me to ash under the cruel, scorching sun!” …And here’s your change, sir. Have a nice day.
Osomatsu puts the b in subtle, but at least he tries. He’s more confident around his brothers (and, now, online) than he is when on his own around someone he thinks is attractive. After a few seconds of struggling to find words, he usually busts out the bad lines in the hopes that he’ll get a pity laugh at least. Better a pity laugh than a mercy kill, right? Pardon his red face and voice cracks. “Has anyone told you that you should be a pinky toe? Because banging you on every piece of furniture in the house at two am seems pretty solid to me.” “Nice baseball cap! I’m guessing you’re pretty far out of my league, huh!” “Gah, I’m sorry, you’re just. Really cute. Like, wowza.”
Ichimatsu really only tries under certain circumstances. Are you wearing something cat themed? Because that takes 15% of the pressure away and he’s less likely to just. Stresscrap. Approach calmly, don’t be too loud. Offer unopened snacks if possible. Any speaking at all can be considered friendly, at least. "That one, the gray one? She scratches, so be careful.” “He’s just touchy-feely, don’t worry. He won’t bite if you hold it in your fingertips.” “…See you tomorrow, maybe?”
If Choromatsu is attracted to you, he will Not Be Able To Talk To You At All. Everything will turn into wobbly, forced laughter, awkward weight shifting from foot to foot, sweaty palms, and the ability to turn to stone when touched, looked at for too long, or if you just look really adorable. “I-I-I don’t know, what do you think?” “Is it warm in here? Can I open a window? It’s already open?!” “I’m sorry, can I just, um– excuse me for a minute? You didn’t do anything wrong I just need to uh.” Odd hand gestures and noises that he thinks conveys something. The door closes quietly. There’s a squeal from the other side.