C: This is one of those questions where we’d potentially disappoint people with the answer, so! I hope you don’t mind us leaving the possibilities open for you to think about. No broken hearts or disappointed dreams.

(I would make a comment on who would make a decent parent if given the opportunity, but, well. For the sake of disappointing as few people as possible, I’m staying quiet.)

#nsfw

I have no clue what started this one but. Sure, yes, why not? Everything out! It’s an honor to be an inspiration to dick-havers and non-dick-havers across the globe (and other globes. Other universes are a thing, look at sixties rocker us. That Oso knows how to have a good time).

visovari:

In a one-hour briefing with a foreign policy expert, Donald Trump asked three times why the US can’t just use nuclear weapons. Three. Times.

The presidency is set up in such a way that, during a crisis, the president is able to launch nuclear weapons without argument. Military officers directly under his command are sworn to do as he asks in these scenarios, and cannot decline. That would be a criminal offense. Treason.

The likelihood that Donald Trump will start a nuclear war if elected is fucking staggering and we AS A SPECIES cannot afford to let it happen. The Cold War only ended 25 years ago, we can’t go back to living in that state of fear. We can’t elect a literal, actual fascist who wants to do away with the Geneva Conventions, would forcibly seize land in the Middle East, has quoted Benito Mussolini along with his #MakeAmericaGreatAgain hashtag, has proposed numerous policies that go against the United States Constitution and threaten rule of law (and here’s a list), consistently encourages his supporters to commit violence (and EACH WORD of that is a separate link, and it’s not even the bulk of stories on the matter), and wants the world to prepare for nuclear war. I could list PLENTY MORE of these, but it’s making me feel physically ill to keep looking over these.

This is horrifying. Please, for the love of god, vote Clinton. Vote for the candidate who is not an aspiring fascist dictator with an itchy nuclear-launch finger. Do not waste your vote on a third party. Don’t let the next Ralph Nader effect occur. Don’t put this man in office, I am begging you.

O: Holy shit?

K: While the reaction and the initial promise of a lullaby is honestly and sincerely touching…

O: Holy shit.

C: I think I’m going to be sick.

I: I can’t listen to this. Brush your teeth when you can.

O: Holy shit!!!!!!

J: I think the cute-gross combo made Totty cry?

O: Our contract doesn’t want us hurting anyone’s hearts, but, like. I dunno, actually? I like a lotta people.

K: I’m hopelessly in love with nearly everyone I meet– a new person every day! Looking at someone unfamiliar and thinking of why you could love them is one of the ways I stave off the loneliness this lifestyle requires.

C: I’ll go with the admiring question, thank you. I really admire our labelmates for their varied tastes and individual strengths, and, well. Two of our new sound engineers were my wota friends back when Nyaa-chan was starting as an underground idol! They’re here and they do their jobs so well, and I admire their dedication so much! I’m excited to see them again!

I: Cats. I admire cats. Ideally, I’ll come back in my next life as one. For people? I don’t know. Christmas Couple takes bubblegum nonsense and actually makes it fun to listen to, and that takes a lot of skill.

J: I can’t talk about crushes, which kind of sucks, but! I admire the other idols on the label! Some of them have been through so much, but they still work hard to make people smile! That takes serious guts, and I’m happy to be here with them.

T: Hm. While I can’t talk about actual crushes, no broken hearts or sad faces, I do have a big platonic music-crush on one of our labelmates. I’ve been super into twodiefour for the past, like… six months? His hooks are catchy, his voice is perfection, and… I checked the writer credits on some of our new songs. He composed the music! They’re gonna sound so good, oh my gosh.

((I love these titles, help))

Osomatsu was a mess on his own. He tends to tack on little questions on his sentences just so he can have someone back him up, but the questions remained unanswered.

He also would turn to his sides often, looking for a brother of his who was still back at the apartments. “Still not here, huh. Leave it to them to let me down, right?” He laughed, but his palms were sweatier than they’d ever been.

“Yeah, this is one of the first times I’ve been away from them for long at all! Usually I have at least one of them somewhere around here!” He jokingly checks his pockets and feels a bit relieved when a few chuckles come from the audience. His tactic is finally decided: make it through the interview by making everyone laugh as much as possible.

Keep the oh god oh god I’m alone worries buried under your focus on comedy.

The gags were flying, the jokes were constant. He was seen as a bit unprofessional, but friendly, and that was honestly what the staffers had expected of him.