“Next song! So, you all know twodiefour has been my favorite labelmate,” he pouts when he adds on, “despite the fact that we’ve never met. Boo. anyway, um! His image is always super striking and his music is just. Aaah, his hooks are catchy and his voice is flawless. Someone save me or get me on his next single or I’ll cry. He’s too good.” He’s adorable, as usual, as he improvises harmonies around the main vocals, giving it his all because damn it, this could be a networking opportunity! Totty is nothing if not a guaranteed good impression-maker. All breaks between verses were peppered with compliments and excitement, and he was hoping that he’d get a response.

((So, as a reference for his sound, have Elle Me Dit by Mika!))

TOTTY, first all, you’re super cute. Also, what do you do to relieve stress? be honest. don’t give me a fake basic™ answer. Do you put eyedrops in your brother’s drinks? Do you throw clear legos around the place and sit watch the world burn? Replace the toilet paper with sandpaper? Hide all the phone chargers? I mean, that’s what i’d do, if were you.

@negi-nar
Todomatsu grins. “Hey, I remember you. Are you being nice to me just because I’m in the same subunit as Karamatsu, chouchou?” He has the gall to giggle. “Oh, but I do love your style. It takes cute to know cute!“

He murmurs like he’s planning a robbery. “I can’t risk anything with food or drinks anymore because our voices are top priority, but mostly I like planting one big prank, something that Osomatsu doesn’t have the planning skills to execute, and a cluster of little tiny inconveniences. They’ll get angry over the big thing and not even notice that you planned the others! See, if you steal all the chargers at once, they get suspicious! Misplace a different person’s stuff each day, something tiny, and they can’t quite blame it on you!” He whispers into the mic, “Don’t tell them, ok? I gave you advice, so keep it confidential!”

⭐️ T ⭐️ O ⭐️ T ⭐️ T ⭐️ Y ⭐️ why are you so cute~?! my little strawberry cupcake cutie~! 🌸🍰🌸

He lets out a warm and fuzzy coo of happiness as he covers up his cheeks. “You’re gonna make me blush! You’re so sweet! With fans like you adoring me so much, how could I be anything less than adorable?” Todomatsu tilts his hat a bit over his face in mock shyness. “I do put a lot of work into this, as do our staffers, but. To hear that you really think I’m that cute makes all the hard work worth it! More than worth it!” Heart hands! “Thank you!”

Hotty Totty! I can’t wait to see you do your thing on karaoke day! Can you sing a song from one of your favorite movies when you were a kid?

He lights up with a gasp! “Hotty Totty anon! Usually, I don’t take requests, but, hmm.” He taps a finger to his cheek in thought. “Maybe I can make an exception for you, creampuff! This is… this is a really tricky question, honestly! I’ve had several childhoods over several decades, you see, but! To stick a hundred percent to this reality, how about… something from the second that the most recent version of me watched incessantly when I was younger? Let’s start with a song that’ll give everyone some flashbacks to when I sang this allllllll the time!“

gimme a crisp high five totters (thisismodmacfrompixiesixpleasehelpitsearlyinthemorningimdyingscoob)

@pixie-six Todomatsu frowns. “Oh, no. Rest well when you can, honey! You need to take care of yourself as well as I would. You’re my fan, and you deserve that much. Look, I’m gonna put my hand on my screen, and you do it on yours, ok?” He smiles, and holds up his hand. “Ready? One, two, three!” There’s a small, quiet thump on his end. “Did you feel that?”

Yo tots, do you have an phobias or anything like that. arachnophobia? Acrophobia? Maybe nyctophobia?

Todomatsu frowns. “I, um. I might be a little uneasy in the darkness. It’s not the dark so much as not knowing what’s in it, you know? It’s no big deal, though, I mean. All it takes is a few lights here and there and, well.” He does his best to look as snuggleworthy and vulnerable as possible as he gives the camera a hopeful smile. “Maybe some company?” That little shit.