The music video airs in the cafe before anywhere else! A chime sounds over the speakers, Todomatsu shouting in excitement. “The video’s coming on! Everyone, look, look, it’s time! I haven’t even seen it, I’m so excited.”

The video opens on the wind rustling over the ocean. Blue waters, white sand, and a path leading up past the shore, down a paved stretch of road, landing on a small building.

A metal shooting star hangs above the futuristic (according to the fifties) diner. The outside is all small, glassy, multicolored tiles and chrome railings up concrete ramps.

The asphalt parking lot around it is particularly spacious, and the camera pans to show the reason why: six nearly identical carhops, skating past the camera in line, with wildly varying levels of actual skill with rollerskates.

((The song sample for this is Natsu Da Ze, Johnny! The original version linked here is by Shiritsu Ebisu Chuugaku, but! This version by RYO from Orange Range is fantastic, and deserves more views than it has?))

The boys alternate shifts, it seems; the shots take place all throughout the day, skating to cars and picnic tables around the lot.

Under the midday sun, prime lunch rush time, Osomatsu comes out first, gliding over to a car with slow, easy strides so he doesn’t spill. Choromatsu has no such luck, trembling until he clings to the side of a retro convertible, weakly offering them the goods. Karamatsu adds a bit more flair, but loses half of the french fries in his last dramatic spin. As he offers an apologetic smile, the camera cuts to the younger trio around the dinner rush.

They’re holding their own about as well as the older boys. Totty’s efficiency is halved because he’s keeping his parasol up until dark. Jyuushimatsu, however, is making up for him in two ways: two trays on each arm, and Ichimatsu being pulled along by his apron strings. Ichimatsu lets go, gliding right into the car he needed to go to. He’s bruised, but “feeling fine!” he insists.

Nighttime rolls around, and the boys are skateless and dancing on the sandy asphalt, high on the sea air, summer nostalgia, and that paycheck, man. Maybe a few of the references to their summer jams of choice show their age a little too clearly, but the brass section is too infectious to get hung up on the details. It’s summer, honey!

And summer means something good for the late afternoon matsus. They younger three are piled inside on the pleather and chrome booth seats, staring out the window at the folks walking up to get something to eat. Guys in shirts, girls in bikinis, an array of eye candy that stretches from sand to sea! Summer’s the best, isn’t it? The elder trio piles in, plastered to the glass, before they take over outside.

You get all kinds here. Osomatsu skates three milkshakes to a happy car full of cheering kids. Karamatsu skates over to a group of bikers at a picnic table, forcing himself to be casual, and getting a few claps on the back and friendly shakes for his effort. Choromatsu crouches by the restaurant, Ichimatsu and Todomatsu both pushing him in a straight line toward a car. He stops just short of it, delivering his tray with no incident. He jumps up in excitement, lands on his wheels, because yes, his skates still exist, and lands right on his tush. “I’m good!”

The six are inside this time, the veritable playground of an almost empty diner proving to be too tempting. Jyuushimatsu and Osomatsu are doing the twist on the counter by the kitchen window, Karamatsu and Todomatsu are taking pictures by the jukebox, and Choromatsu and Ichimatsu have no idea how to function as a duo, desperately trying to edge away from each other, almost looking like they’re playing hide and seek in the booths.

It’s night when they’re finally free, walking down the paved streets, past buildings and other stores. They give each other a look, and go sprinting.

“We need to go!”

“Hurry up!”

The next morning, they’re all at the beach, matchy Matsu trunks on, sunglasses on their faces, Todomatsu finally taking his highlight spot. He tosses his sunglasses back at Karamatsu, declaring that he’s feeling confident today, good enough to give these beachgoers everything he’s got! The boys prowl the beach in tandem, drawing as much attention as possible, Todomatsu leading the charge in front. It’s all in and games until they’re swarmed by cute people, six bundles of nerves, giving someone’s phone a wobbly smile for pictures.

Karamatsu!!! May I please have a blue heaven soda from my blue angel? 💙💙

“Absolutely! Anything for my darling fans!” There’s something that quickly becomes apparent when your drink comes out: there’s a lot of luster dust in this drink. The Italian soda, cream and blue, still shimmers and swirls even after you mix it. A few candy raspberries and a pair of sugar shades are placed atop the scoop of ice cream. “May this drink quench whatever thirst you may have, and give you the power to withstand this glorious summer day!” He shakes your hand, adding on “That fiery passion isn’t just from the sun, you know.” A creamsicle colored keychain with a blue matsu is gently pressed into your palm.

Seein’ your sweet face always perks me up, Hotty Totty, but a gal could always use a li’l more energy! I simply gatto try that affogatto!

Todomatsu gasps. “Hotty Totty anon! Hi! It’s so great to see you! I’ll get that to you right away!” Totty’s sill got some of his former barista skills left, so he handles the whole thing himself– a hearty scoop of ice cream, a gentle pour of the coffee, and a little stencilled cocoa powder and a marshmallow bun on the saucer. His hands are warm from the coffee when he shakes your hand, a bit rosy-cheeked from excitement. “It’s so good to see you!” The keychain he digs out is, ooh, lucky, baby pink with a dark pink matsu. “Thank you, by the way. You don’t even need to say it, I just know you helped get me to number one this time. It means a lot!”

can i get uhhh!! all the desserts on the menu with a side order of kinniku ??

The boys all gaze in gazemazement, making all variety of awed noises.

“Can they do that?” Osomatsu asks.

“Whatever the customers say, we’re bound to obey!” Karamatsu whispers.

“I’ve heard of people like this,” Ichimatsu says, quietly. “They order everything on the menu for the full cafe experience, to see what everything looks like.”

“It’s fun to do, yes, but isn’t it expensive?!” Todomatsu sounds a bit worried.

The desserts are brought out and decorated, handshakes given all down the line, Karamatsu and Jyuushimatsu scooting down to the end of the line so they can write a few little chocolate-sauce notes on the edges of the six plates and saucers. Your favorite two shake your hand in succession, one a tad scratchy, the other calloused but well tended to. As Jyuushimatsu digs out your keychain, they finally butt in.

“We appreciate your patronage and support, dear fan!” Karamatsu says, leaning on the counter with a smile.

Jyuushimatsu gives you a mock-stern wag of his finger. “Make sure you share these so you don’t get a belly ache, ok?” He hands you a sky blue keychain with a shiny yellow matsu, and a few of the behind the counter workers emerge to help you get those to your table.

Their messages read:

“Hustle hustle!”
“Shine on~!”
“We got you!”
“T H A N K Y O U ⭐”
“YOU DID GOOD :D”
“Stay icy cool ✨”