“I’m not sure how a one-sided mental marriage works, but I’ve heard this reaction is kinda common in this industry, so. Guess I should have seen this one coming. Please don’t chain yourself to an ideal that you watch trough a screen. You deserve more."
Ichimatsu… do. You. Play. Neko. Atsume.
“I just swapped out my items, actually. Apparently, they’re feeling camera shy.”
“Except for Callie. Shameless exhibtionist, you’re as bad as Oso.”
Ichimatsu-kun, please nya for us!! Love you, btw!
He holds up his hands in a kitty paw stance. “Don’t get why, but. Everyone has a guilty pleasure, I guess.” He curls them a little. “Nya.”
Better…? What was he like at first…? Should we even ask??
“He liked to hug. But that was ages ago. Several dozen neon bandages later and he’s learned his lesson.”
“Ah, ok. A little over half an hour left, and you all come in with this sort of thing. Beautiful.” ((Nsfw under the cut))
“Somehow, you aren’t the first to ask.”
He pauses.
“Kind of.”
“Sometimes, I wonder if you’re all just pranking me. This is getting ridiculous. I haven’t seen anyone this dedicated to a joke in ages.”
Ichimatsu-sama~ Who’s taking care of all the strays at home now that you’re gone??
“Thank you for that honorific. Look at my fanbase, so respectful. Even towards trash.” His tone of voice and his words are horribly inconsistent. Back to normal? “Jyuushimatsu took over for today. He’s getting better with being gentle, which is good.”
I’m holding up well now, and I’ll be sure to be safe–thanks for the concern, it really does mean a lot! 😄 You take care as well, OK? I’m happy to be able to respond to you once again! Makes my day feel a whole lot better. 😃 Ah, but anyways! I’ve been meaning to ask, what are some of your favorite music genres? Of those genres, what’s one of your top favorite songs?
“You’re a good person, you deserve it, even if it is from a vaguely polished trash can. I’m better to myself than I used to be.” He holds up the 0 literal shits given sign from earlier. “See? Um, music genres, music genres. I listen to whatever, I guess? I can’t decide on genres because, well. I never really stick too faithfully to any, and I do like musicians that mess with the boundaries. So, um. Apology song time? A good mashup of two different genres that makes both even better. Just one, because I have to replace the Prince I had lined up.”
Ok but they asked about your dick tho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“Ok, but what sort of happiness is to be gotten from cats on dicks? Every part of me has been stepped on by cats at one point.”
Has a cat ever stepped on your dick like really painfully before? Because my cat just LOVES to walk over my boobs while I writhe in pain beneath them. I think it reminds them just who’s in control tbh
“You have no choice, they’re the boss and will make sure you know it. There’s actually a tiny little scar by my eye, I don’t know if you can see it…” he leans in close to the camera, lifting up his bangs (what unkempt eyebrows) to show a small, slightly paler mark on the top right part of his forehead. “They step on my face if I lay down for too long.”
You can be my prince Ichimatsu~ ;3 Sorry that was so bad I’m gonna just go stick my head through the drywall
“No getting concussed for my garbage ass, please. I’m not worth it. Someday your prince will come, but mine is never going to be on YouTube ever. It’s depressing, almost.”
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