Crave that… I’m sorry, but if I’m already as salty as you say, why would I want more? I mean, cravings are often your mind telling you that you need more of something, like salt or protein or a certain vitamin, so.
I’m guessing this was a meme from before we came back?
anyways um i hate doing this kind of shit bc i feel bad about it.
due to mental illness and lack of finances (i can’t pay for a bus or car to take me to and from work daily), i cannot take commissions or get a job.
i’ve added a way to donate to my blog because i can’t just bounce month to month not eating and going hungry as a result of not being able to fill the fridge.
i’m ending up each much with less and less food because of higher bill costs and shit happening that needs money covered for so i end up with an empty fridge by the 1st or 2nd week of the month with no way to buy more food because my bank account is empty.
i’m not really a-okay with giving out my address to let people ship food to me via amazon, so if you’re donating for amazon food please send me a minimum of 10-15 dollars to cover shipping costs.
if you want to donate: my paypal email is anewworld.fool@yahoo.com
or you can click the handy donation button (let me know if it’s broken) on my tumblr.
please signal boost this even if you can’t donate because it’d really help me out right now.
last resort… i really dont wanna ask for donations but we literally have no money and i havent gotten put on the work schedule for a little over a week. my mom and dad dont have jobs because my dad has cancer and my mom takes care of him. my paypal is jinxsasuki@gmail.com im currently looking for a second job and am putting off college to get enough money to help out my family. honestly anything would help so much my bank account is almost low enough for the bank to start charging me… if you do donate, feel free to let me know and i can maybe draw something for you if you want! thank you for everything im sorry im asking for donations this is just a really rough spot…
((btw, I’m five followers away from 150!))
“Ok, this stream has been held up long enough, so I’m keeping this short and sweet. I swore that I’d do Elvis, and I promise that I would be awful, just a little bit more. So, let’s get mildly uncomfortable and just a little bit too kinky for the classic-classic rock era with a nice joke for those who claim I’m a bear, and make everyone a little weird and squirmy in under two minutes! By the way, before I kick this off, like… look how times have changed! Back when I was first drawn, Elvis’s little pelvis things were still scandalous to warrant only shooting him on camera from waist up? Like.” He stands up, gives a few gyrations. “Nowadays, this is middle school stuff! I mean. I’m still topless, so I accidentally spiced it up a little. Get on my level, Elvis, said no one ever. Anyways, uh. Here’s Teddy Bear!”
Though he struggles with the low notes (he turns it into something jokey and purposefully bad after his first failure), he’s doing his damnedest. Even as he mimes tugging at a chain around his neck. He’s gross, as always.
“The sequence is complete, the planets are in alignment, the prophecy has been fulfilled! It says I’m gonna sleep for, like, a week. Thank you for letting me be an idol again today. This has been the Refreshing Justice, Osomatsu!” He grabs one more bottle, cracking it open. “Now, go get rehydrated, because there’s another kinda-sorta album coming out before the leaves change! Prepare yourselves!” He props his cheek up on one hand, smiling fondly at the camera. “By the way, uh. Thanks. You know, for supporting my brothers and me. It means a lot, and when we say we think you’re all awesome, we mean it. Now go the frig to sleep, my nerdy apple dumplings, mwahmwahmwah, see yaaaaa!” He covers the lens with his palm, and the stream finally ends.
((UM?????????????
I THINK PUZZMATSU JUST FOLLOWED ME BACK ON TWITTER?????))
“Nana! Sorry for the massive delay! Here’s to hoping I can jazz up your energy with a bit of something that really swings! I did this ages ago for Ichiko, and I’ve improved loads since then, so why not give it another spin? Let this song make you feel like you’re a cut above. This Is The Life!”
He’s unbearably smug, incredibly cheeky, and he dances like a nerd. He’s trying, kind of. Nothing but the best for one of his longtime fans! @osomatsugirlsnana
((really? Oh my gosh, he’s an absolute delight. I wish I had pipes like his to be honest??? But nah mod Clover is feeble and squeaky with -59 muscles, but the fact that you think I’m his level of feelgood happiness makes me feel like I’ve done something good! Thank you! Q w Q 🍀))
“Naked, that I can’t do, but um.” There’s a look of concentration on his face for a second. “Gimme a sec.” He scrambles off camera for something, and returns back with… scribbles on his stomach? “There we go. Abs. Boom.” He makes sure the camera has a clear view of the awful, awful abs he drew on with what is either eyeliner or sharpie. We’ll see tomorrow. (He honestly doesn’t look bad. A bit softer than he’d prefer, apparently, but. The swoop from his waist to his his hips was actually really cute!)
“So basically I’m ripped? So that’s a thing.”
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