nekonukoneko:

Osomatsusan × Kabuki (2016 September)

the sextuplet disguise themselves as famous roles of kabuki(it is a Japanese traditional stage drama performed exclusively by men).

Osomatsu -子獅子の精 Kojishi No Sei
a lion cub kicked down by his father into the valley. a son and father dance together with wild shaking of their long manes.
the dance shows a parent forcing his cub to undergo harsh training to grow up strong.
from the program ‘Renjishi /連獅子/ Father and Son Lion Dance / a String of Lions’.

Karamatsu – 花川戸助六 Hanakawadono Sukeroku
Sukeroku represents attractive kabuki male figure. a samurai, Sogano Tokimune who search for the treasured sword under the guise of a street knight named Hanakawadono Sukeroku.
from the program ‘Sukeroku / 助六’.

Choromatsu – 松王丸 Matsuoumaru
Matsuoumaru, the second oldest of the triplets. they three were divided against itself and drawn into the vortex of politics.
as a result, Matsuoumaru sacrificed his son for his lord.
from the program ‘Sugawara Denju Tenarai Kagami /菅原伝授手習鏡 / Sugawara and the Secrets of Calligraphy’.

Ichimatsu – 源九郎狐 Genkurou Gitsune
a little fox lost his mother. his mother was hunt by human for a head of a hand drum. the sound of the drum haunted by mother fox’s spirit summoned her child. the drum became silent as the spirit of mother fox saw her son in deep sorrow.
from the program ‘Yoshitsune Senbonzakura / 義経千本桜 / Yoshitsune and the Thousand Cherry Trees’.

Jyuushimatsu – 一条大蔵卿 Ichijyou Ookurakyou
a paymaster general who lived at Ichijyou street in Kyoto, Ookura Naganari. he was the mock of the town, because his beautiful wife was hand him down from his lord, and he didn’t care it at all.
later, he confessed the reason why he pretended to be stupid to his wife.
from the program ‘Kiichihougen Sanryakumaki /鬼一法眼三略巻’

Todomatsu – 雪姫 Yukihime
Yukihime, a grandchild of a famous painter. when the enemy caught and chained her to a cherry tree, she gathered petals of cherry blossam together using her toe fingers, and drew a mouse with the petals on the ground.
the drawing turned into a real mouse, it bit off the rope and set her free.
from the program ‘Gion Sairei Shinkouki, Kinkakuji / 祇園祭礼信仰記〜金閣寺 / Gion Honoring Story, Golden Pavilion)

if you’d like to buy these kabuki Matsu merch, visit a store in Tokyo Station. they’ll start selling these from September 16th.
near the store, there is TV Tokyo Shop dealing with Matsu merch there.

Shouchiku Kabukiya Honpo
Tokyo Character Street, Tokyo Eki Ichibangai B1F, Tokyo Station

ahogeys:

hi i hate to ever make a post like this because it means asking ppl for stuff but recently my dad has his car towed. my dad is homeless and sleeps in in car so that’s his home, only transportation and etc. mind you. i live in northern California. if you’ve been in northern California you can imagine how difficult it is to get around without a car or the funds to access public transportation. (note: it’s very difficult to get around. even with driving there’s still dealing with traffic. but honestly, i think it’s worse without a car)

i’m working full time right now but i don’t get paid until next week. and a good chunk of that is now going toward helping paying rent bc i live with my mom and me and my dad’s phone bill. and by that time, getting his car out from the tow company will be too expensive for us to possibly afford. so we’re trying to get it out asap, if anything goes right, hopefully by Thursday.

i currently have enough money for transportation back and forth towards work for the rest of this week but my dad has no place to stay and no transportation at all now. and this is urgent. 

he’s currently figuring out how much it would cost to register, get insurance and pay the towing fee and also probably a smogging. currently we’re looking at around $200 maybe $230. which is a lot if you don’t have it. which we both certainly don’t.

so this is what i’m asking.

the most i’m asking for is $270. I’m giving my dad the little money that i have left from my last paycheck and probably birthday money as well. i can’t offer much in return except writing and probably a few of my old cosplay wigs that are still in good condition. I’m more experienced in writing one-shots rather than chapter fics but i can definitely try to write for anything that you may ask. with at least a little bit of context behind the series. the only things that i will not write are abuse/incest/pedophillia/rape, nsfw and cannibalism. everything else i’ll give it my best attempt.

my paypal.me is here (please disregard my birth name) and if you can give anything, thank you? i honestly hate asking for anything, but especially money. i hate that i have to make this post and honestly i don’t want to but. that’s my dad’s only transportation, home, and it has all of his essential belongings in there as well. and having to watch and experience that getting taken away from him right in front of me has left me so emotionally exhausted and numb since ever since i got back on bart on my way home. if you cant give anything, i would appreciate at least a reblog for a signal boost. and if you got this far and read everything, thank you. and i hate to do this but. there’s literally nothing else i can do right now. 

Night of the Cackling Idols: Prologue

A box arrives for F6 – a cardboard one, carefully reinforced with duct tape, a little beaten up from its interdimensional journey. The box is well-stuffed with wadded-up newspaper to protect the precious contents, but on top of everything, there’s a note with six signatures on it.

Hey, man! Hope you have as much of a blast watching this as we did making it! Oh, and just so you know: the one in the red bikini? Yeah. Yeah. I went there. Stay groovy! – Osomatsu

Whatever horrible things you see happening to your star-crossed twin upon the screen, fear not! It is only the magic of theater. C’est la vie! – Karamatsu

Please don’t judge us too harshly. We were just starting out, and the van needed a new transmission. We’re sending along some other stuff as sort of an apology for how bad the whole thing is. – Choromatsu

You might as well go ahead and plug up your ears or get a snack or something during the songs, since none of them really mean anything. They’re all just throwaway fluff pieces made for the movie. At least I got a vacation out of it. – Ichimatsu

This is the best movie ever! It’s my favorite! And I’m in it, too! I hope you like it! – Jyushimatsu (with a little scribbled drawing of a surfing werewolf underneath)

I’m fine with sending you our only copy of this movie. I’d rather not watch it again. If I look less than cute, it’s because I got a pretty bad sunburn while making it and they had to pack on extra makeup. Personally, I’m glad to see it go, but I hope you take it as a good reason to always wear sunscreen! – Totty

Under the first layer of newspaper, there’s a DVD (which was once a film reel, but the universe was helpful and converted it for the boys over here). The film is the notorious “Night of the Surfing Werewolves”, featuring some long-forgotten actors and actresses, and also The Same Faces! There’s also a rolled-up poster for the film showing a couple of burly, hairy, red-eyed werewolf men striding into the waves. They have vicious fangs on display, surfboards under their arms, and helpless bikini-clad babes hoisted over their shoulders. (Did anyone ever wonder why a creature covered with hair would want to go in the water? Not anyone who wrote this movie!)

The poster reads: A seaside town, gripped with fear! Innocent young tourists, unaware of the lurking dangers ahead! Don’t go out after dark – because when the sun sets, the BEACH belongs to the BEASTS! NIGHT OF THE SURFING WEREWOLVES Featuring [ a list of actors and actresses no one remembers goes here ] with music by THE SAME FACES

And there they are, a promotional picture of the band shoved awkwardly into the corner of the poster.

The next layer of newspaper hides some very special treats: sweet and salty snacks and sodas from days gone by. Some are familiar, just with different packaging. And some are things the brothers probably haven’t seen since their Showa days. There’s some chips, chocolate candies, nostalgic dagashi snacks, sodas in glass bottles (explains the newspaper), and the star of the spread: two stovetop popcorn packages that will blossom into big foil balloons while the popcorn pops. That was how they did it back in the day, after all, when microwaves were big and clunky and prohibitively expensive.

So it seems that F6 will be having a movie night, very soon … a nice little reward for all the hard work they do, don’t you think?


“Didn’t we just send them something?” Osomatsu wonders aloud as Choromatsu gets the scissors.

The whole setup is like a big, beautiful treasure chest to all six of them. A movie, snacks (and old newspaper for Kara, Choro, and Totty. Nostalgia nerds.) excitement grows more and more by the second, and even Ichimatsu is swept up in the shouting when they unveil the movie poster.

“Surfing werewolves! Are you kidding?!”

“Ah, the nostalgic kick of old horror films!”

“The special effects are going to be awful, I’m so excited!“

“Let’s get the popcorn going.”

“I’ll put the movie in!”

“We’ve been practicing these new routines for ages, I say we treat ourselves!”

As they attempt to settle down, they all read their respective notes, and start planning their own letters back. Popcorn is popped, hands are seated away from the dagashi so they aren’t demolished two minutes in, and the boys brace themselves for horror. (Not from the werewolves, from the dialogue.)